p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
This is classic penis vs brain.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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