Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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