Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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