Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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