we're blogging at a bar
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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