i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I did not marry a roomba.
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