HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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