We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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