Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I think a kid would responsible me up
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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