I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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