awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
