somebody snuck up and got me drunk
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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