you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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