She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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