i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You can't special order awesome
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
