Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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