i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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