But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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