Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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