There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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