let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
