Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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