Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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