you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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