**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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