Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
