I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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