So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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