turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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