So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I met the friendliest cop last night
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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