Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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