i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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