A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
i think im in europe. pls send help
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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