So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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