My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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