don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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