She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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