I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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