I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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