Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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