party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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