Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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