yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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