I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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