elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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