HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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