would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
