is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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