He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
it's great music for shaving your balls
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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