This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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