i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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