i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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