is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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