I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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