do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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